"birdemic: shock and terror"

well...thanks to netflix i have witnessed the SECOND WORST movie i have ever seen: "birdemic: shock and terror".   


this movie is so troubled i don't even know where to begin.  let's start with the director.  james nguyen has made 3 movies as of now and working on a 4th (a 3D sequel to birdemic).  the first was "julie and jack" which is the story of a down on his luck computer chip salesman, jack,  who's not meeting his sales quota.  through his sex crazed friends advice he gets on a website and meets julie.  after meeting julie his sales turn around and love is in the air.  the next film is "replica" about a dying computer chip salesman who gets a kidney transplant and his life turns around.  thirdly, "birdemic: shock and terror" is about a computer chip salesman, rod, who sucks at his job until he meets nathalie, a fashion model who just gets the cover to victoria's secret, and his life turns around and love is in the air until eagles and vultures start killing people, including his sex crazed best friend and diving into things making airplane sounds and exploding.


i have the feeling james nguyen was a computer chip salesman and failed and then he watched a hitchcock film and bought a camera and decided to dedicate his life to ripping off hitchcock with terrible crappy movies.  nguyen has a little technical knowledge but no actual skill or talent to make the knowledge work.  i haven't watched the plethora of interviews and discussions about his films that are on the web and i kinda don't want to.  watching this film was enough.

i could go on and on about the crap in this film but i'll leave you with a couple of clips and...good luck...